-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG
LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.
If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does
OPINIONS CAN BE RACIST
OPINIONS CAN BE SEXIST
OPINIONS CAN BE HOMOPHOBIC
stop using “it’s just my opinion” to justify your bigotry.
WHAT THE HELL MUM
I’d be happy with a mom like that
I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea.
Fucking america. You drive six hours and you’re in the same god damn state.
Guys the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France
That is horrifying, Europeans are hardcore
I always imagine strange things before sleep