iwantasuperwholockurl:

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

malay: nanas

iwantasuperwholockurl:

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

malay: nanas

kobetyrant:

OPINIONS CAN BE RACIST

OPINIONS CAN BE SEXIST

OPINIONS CAN BE HOMOPHOBIC

stop using “it’s just my opinion” to justify your bigotry.

terrortier:

martian—freeman:

bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

hinekurapounamu-x:

unfollovving:

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

I’d be happy with a mom like that

I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea. 

Fucking america. You drive six hours and you’re in the same god damn state.

Guys the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France

That is horrifying, Europeans are hardcore

terrortier:

martian—freeman:

bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

hinekurapounamu-x:

unfollovving:

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

I’d be happy with a mom like that

I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea. 

Fucking america. You drive six hours and you’re in the same god damn state.

Guys the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France

That is horrifying, Europeans are hardcore